So Shaydee: The State of Ms. Jackson

Let's talk about Janet Jackson. Well mostly through the eyes and mouthpiece of Randy Jackson. Big brother out here telling it ALL.

So Shaydee been gone for a minute, and it’s been too long! Irmageddon came & ruined all my plans to be relaxin’ on somebody’s beach in the Bahamas and Castaway cay via Disney cruise. I was trying to give my daughter the best birthday gift, and it all got cancelled. And Disney STILL got “they” foot on my good coins but I digress. I’m thankful that the lives of our loved ones were spared – property can be re-obtained but life is the most important. Praying for all that are affected.

With the pleasantries out of the way, let’s talk about Janet Jackson. Well mostly through the eyes and mouthpiece of Randy Jackson. Big brother out here telling it ALL. Said Janet’s ex verbally abused her and kept her as a prisoner in her own palace…I mean home. Said that man called Janet all kinds of beetches while she was pregnant with that baby sultan, Eissa. I’m just gon’ say Janet musta been feelin’ real depressed and down and out—pregnant at 50 and big and wearin’ all them clothes cuz ain’t no way the Control Velvet Rope Rhythm Nation Unbreakable Miss Jackson If You Nasty Janet woulda let all that happened.

She woulda run away like she did when Mrs. Gordon burnt her all bout the forearms and head with that iron….OR she woulda fought back with all them choreographed moves she knows. Probably more of the latter against this lil slight of build frail chested man. I’m just glad Janet got out of this alleged situation and that she is back on stage.

SoShaydee got tickets to the Dallas show after she said she was done foolin’ with Janet behind that first cancellation, so she will be bringing a review. Trust. I’m just hoping that along with ditchin’ this billionaire, she also ditched all them clothes and is back to gyratin’ in them tight sheer stockings and bodysuits. Yeah, I know she 51 now, but y’all know Janet ain’t agin’ cuz she drinking blood from a virgin every night and sleeping in her brother’s (MJ) ol’ hyperbaric chamber that he left her in his will.

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